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A Crackhead Story

I gotta tell you this…

About a month or two ago, a little shrunken, wrinkley old lady came to my door.  She had her head and eyes lowered and told me a story:

“There was a tragedy, the Martinez boy in the next building passed away this morning.  He was 5 years old and he got electrocuted.”

Me: *GASP* OMG what happened?

“He touched the back of the family’s TV and his hands were wet.
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Me:

At this point I realized she was not some gossiping old lady, but someone trying to hit me up for cash…I said:  That’s terrible.

She goes: “So we’re going around the neighborhood collecting what we can to help her bury her son.”

This is where she raised her face/eyes to me and I noticed her mouth was devoid of teeth and her mustache was thicker than John’s (and somehow jet black though her hair was gray)….

*gag*

Anyway…I apologized, told her I didn’t carry cash but was happy to donate online with my credit card if there was a website or something set up…..

I couldn’t even get my sentence out before she rolled her eyes and walked away.

Fast forward to last night:

Guess who knocked on my door!!!

I recognized this crackhead shyster immediately, but I guess all the crack made her forget she’s visited my door before.  She gave me the same exact story about that poor Martinez boy!  I had to start laughing, I told her, I remember this story from the last time he died and she said “Thank You!” and scurried away.  HAHHAA

WTF?!!

I’m laughing even as I write this.  You can’t make these things up folks.
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linda

Tuesday 22nd of October 2019

i am a crackhead myself, clean and sober for 25 years i can believe it. I too can tell some stories of my own

AprilD

Friday 14th of November 2014

LMBO!!! Glad you reposted this for TBT

Tiffany Hathorn

Sunday 20th of July 2014

HAAAA!!!!! I love your response when she knocked on your door the second time. And that Eddie Murphy picture is PERFECT.

Rikkia

Tuesday 4th of October 2011

That Eddie Murphy expression was priceless for this story...HaHa

Yogi

Friday 23rd of September 2011

Girl lol @ I told her, I remember this story from the last time he died. Gotta Love It!!

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