I know, I know, I’m re-married now, so I shouldn’t be blathering on about my exes…I mean…they’re exes for a reason right!? Well, I know I don’t talk about it much, so I just wanted to share with you.
I figured I’d let you in to a bit more of my past.
My longterm man turned ex-boo:
Because he’s sexy as hell, an incredible actor, has a cute accent and was on my fave show ever (the Wire)
Why’d we break up you ask? Oh, cuz he likes getting strippers pregnant. ::sigh::
|Oh Idris. We couldda been so good together|
Here’s My First Husband:
Val Kilmer (shutup)
We fell in love when he was Madmartigan (in Willow) and I was….like….5.
Because he looked like this on our wedding day:
And he was in one of my fave movies, Tombstone, being all cowboygangsta even as he died.
Why’d we break up you ask? Well, he disappeared for 10 years and popped back into my life looking like a goddamn caveman.
Where was he all that time? How dare he leave me for so long! Did he really think I would wait for him?
And why is he doing movies with 50Cent? You’re better than that.
I mean… really?
|Yum Yummer CRIPES!|
After our divorce I will admit…I was a bit of a floozy. I cut loose.
Jumping from man,
|he left me for a girl w/ a fake ass|
|it was a mutual breakup, he’s into athletic chics now|
|I was his beard. I didn’t mind.|
|he faked his boston accent, i felt betrayed and broke it off|
|GULP…..he’s still got my heart|
to old man,
|got him outta my system|
to tiny man,
|I don’t do criminals…anymore.|
Until I said enough is enough!
And settled down with my man 🙂