My Inventions – You’ll like em, trust me!
A: Learn how to invent stuff (lol)
B: Invent the following:
#1: A dream capturing DVR: You need to be able to remember all the details from the crazy dreams you have. Don’t you wish you could make a movie of some of them?
Wouldn’t it be nice to wake up, pull the memory card out of your ear and pop it into your computer or tv and watch all the wackadoodle stuff you forgot your subconscious played for you the night before?
Well don’t you worry. Soon you’ll be able to.
#2: An inside your eye digital camera: You know how you see something you want to capture and then a split second it’s gone. You can’t get to your camera in time, or even worse you’ve got nobody you know around you to share the moment with. What do you do? You install the inner eye digital camera into your retina of course. That way, when you see something you must capture rightthisverysecond, all you have to do is pull your left earlobe and a snapshot will be taken. Pictures will be saved to the same memory card your dreams are recorded on.
C’mon, you know you’d love those inventions. Wouldn’t it just make life awesomer (yes, awesomer)
Don’t worry bloggy friends, when I do invent these, you all get them both for half price!
What are you going to invent? 🙂
ok, the camera in the eye thing?—that hurts!!!!—if you invent that piece, you gonna hafta let up on more than half price if you gonna put that contraption in my eye–you hafta pay for my insurance and eye replacement if my eye malfuctions–then i'll be walkin' around with one eye–then again, it could make you a buncha money for folks who want to spy on cheatn' husbands and moms installing them in their kids eyes to actually see what they're gettin' into–ca-chingggg $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Love it. I just blogged on my invention today. But not nearly as high-tech!
I WANT BOTH!!!
Sometimes my dreams are better then reality, so I'd love to replay them, or at least share them with people, but I always forget them moments after I wake up. Sometimes I'm left with a wonderful feeling (or an icky one) depending on what I dreamt the night before.. but I just don't know why! weird?!
As for the eye camera.. LOVE it! My so is always saying and doing funny things, that I wish I could capture!
Dani @ OK, Dan says
I'll sign you three up as the first guinnea pigs…i mean…customers 🙂
*~1 LadyLena 6~* says
O wow! I've thought of those inventions before. That would be great if someone came up with them, haha.
Those would be great – if you could actually invent them you'd be completely set for life. Look out Bill Gates…lol.
Blog Flow following. Peace. 🙂
Carolyn @ life, love and puppy prints says
These are some great inventions! 🙂
Camera contact. Brilliant! Pretty sure the camera in the eye is in the works by now. Technology never seems to surprise me. I LOVE IT!