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My Inventions

My Inventions – You’ll like em, trust me!

To do: 

A: Learn how to invent stuff (lol)

B: Invent the following:

#1: A dream capturing DVR: You need to be able to remember all the details from the crazy dreams you have.  Don’t you wish you could make a movie of some of them?  Wouldn’t it be nice to wake up, pull the memory card out of your ear and pop it into your computer or tv and watch all the wackadoodle stuff you forgot your subconscious played for you the night before?   Well don’t you worry.  Soon you’ll be able to.

#2: An inside your eye digital camera: You know how you see something you want to capture and then a split second it’s gone.  You can’t get to your camera in time, or even worse you’ve got nobody you know around you to share the moment with.  What do you do?  You install the inner eye digital camera into your retina of course.  That way, when you see something you must capture rightthisverysecond, all you have to do is pull your left earlobe and a snapshot will be taken. Pictures will be saved to the same memory card your dreams are recorded on.

C’mon, you know you’d love those inventions.  Wouldn’t it just make life awesomer (yes, awesomer)
Don’t worry bloggy friends, when I do invent these, you all get them both for half price!

You’re Welcome!!

What are you going to invent? 🙂

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Friday 14th of November 2014

Camera contact. Brilliant! Pretty sure the camera in the eye is in the works by now. Technology never seems to surprise me. I LOVE IT!

Carolyn @ life, love and puppy prints

Tuesday 22nd of June 2010

These are some great inventions! :)


Tuesday 22nd of June 2010

Those would be great - if you could actually invent them you'd be completely set for life. Look out Bill

Blog Flow following. Peace. :)

*~1 LadyLena 6~*

Tuesday 22nd of June 2010

O wow! I've thought of those inventions before. That would be great if someone came up with them, haha.

Dani @ OK, Dan

Tuesday 22nd of June 2010

I'll sign you three up as the first guinnea pigs...i mean...customers :)

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