Well, I never thought I’d be posting anything like this on my blog, especially after posting THIS, but I just have to get it out there now, in efforts to maintain honesty with my readers/bloggy friends and integrity with myself.
OK, here goes. I’m getting a divorce.
There. I said it. I’m divorcing John….
Because of this person:
Help me Jesus.
His name is
Alcide Joe, and we’re in love. I hate to do this to John….but….I must follow my loins heart.
I love a big man. He’s 6’5. Yummmm
We’ve had a standing date almost every Sunday night on HBO. He’s got issues w/ fairy girls and trashy V addicts, but deep down, he’s mine and mine alone.
Lord have mercy…
Can I get an AMEN?!