Well, I never thought I’d be posting anything like this on my blog, especially after posting THIS, but I just have to get it out there now, in efforts to maintain honesty with my readers/bloggy friends and integrity with myself.
::sigh::
OK, here goes. I’m getting a divorce.
There. I said it. I’m divorcing John….
Because of this person:
Help me Jesus.
His name is Alcide Joe, and we’re in love. I hate to do this to John….but….I must follow my loins heart.
I love a big man. He’s 6’5. Yummmm
*fans self*
We’ve had a standing date almost every Sunday night on HBO. He’s got issues w/ fairy girls and trashy V addicts, but deep down, he’s mine and mine alone.
Seriously…..
Lord have mercy…
Can I get an AMEN?!
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Erika
Saturday 27th of August 2011
LMAO! I've actually met him. He does theatre and i use to do public relations for a top regional theatre. The girls were drooling over him but he wanted nothing to do with any of'em! lol Looks exactly the same in person btw ; )
Octavia
Friday 26th of August 2011
I am the biggest True Blood fan... and he is the reason I watch every Sunday!
Roz
Thursday 11th of August 2011
LMAO. Ok, I know this is late...but hey 1. I LOVE UR BLOG and 2. I LOVE THIS MAN. Really. I do. I spent 2 hrs googling at him this morning and was wondering if anyone else felt the same...AND BAM!!!!! We must be spiritual sisters or something????? LOL!!!!!!!!!!! First I "find" you and am "saved" from the crazies, then I see this post. Are you kidding me? Wow...and yummmolicious!