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It’s Over.

July 14, 2011 by Dani Faust 14 Comments

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Well, I never thought I’d be posting anything like this on my blog, especially after posting THIS,  but I just have to get it out there now, in efforts to maintain honesty with my readers/bloggy friends and integrity with myself.

::sigh::

OK, here goes.  I’m getting a divorce. 

There. I said it.  I’m divorcing John….

Because of this person:

Help me Jesus.

His name is Alcide Joe, and we’re in love.  I hate to do this to John….but….I must follow my loins heart.

I love a big man.  He’s 6’5. Yummmm

*fans self*

We’ve had a standing date almost every Sunday night on HBO.  He’s got issues w/ fairy girls and trashy V addicts, but deep down, he’s mine and mine alone.

Seriously…..

Lord have mercy…


Can I get an AMEN?!

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  1. Monique says

    July 14, 2011 at 11:44 pm

    He definitely is fine…your hilarious

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  2. SimplyDebra says

    July 15, 2011 at 1:15 am

    I was like, oh no! lol cute post

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  3. toi says

    July 15, 2011 at 2:36 am

    Those six packs, yum! You really make me laugh. If it is just a Sunday thing then AMEN :)!

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  4. so blu is ninja too says

    July 15, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    Amen.. lmao you got me rolling lol thanks

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  5. MissBrightside says

    July 17, 2011 at 1:05 am

    AMEN! And he looks very fertile as well….BONUS! HA!

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  6. misfit-connection says

    July 17, 2011 at 7:01 am

    Amen and goodness gracious what a chiseled chest.

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  7. Dya. says

    July 17, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    You are too much! LOL but man… he's definitely nice to look at 😀

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  8. Dani @ OK, Dani says

    July 18, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    @MissBrightside – I DIED laughing at your comment.

    @Simply – hopefully the title of this post will never be true for Johnny and I

    @Dya. – isn't he though? yum

    Thanks for all the comments girls, glad I could give you a laugh and some eye candy!!

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  9. Toya says

    July 24, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    AMEN! Joe had me at hello and one if the reason I watched One Tree Hill, I had high hopes for Owen. The fun I'd have with this sexy man.

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  10. Roz says

    August 11, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    LMAO. Ok, I know this is late…but hey 1. I LOVE UR BLOG and 2. I LOVE THIS MAN. Really. I do. I spent 2 hrs googling at him this morning and was wondering if anyone else felt the same…AND BAM!!!!! We must be spiritual sisters or something????? LOL!!!!!!!!!!! First I “find” you and am “saved” from the crazies, then I see this post. Are you kidding me? Wow…and yummmolicious!

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  11. Octavia says

    August 26, 2011 at 5:00 am

    I am the biggest True Blood fan… and he is the reason I watch every Sunday!

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  12. Erika says

    August 27, 2011 at 12:02 am

    LMAO! I’ve actually met him. He does theatre and i use to do public relations for a top regional theatre. The girls were drooling over him but he wanted nothing to do with any of’em! lol Looks exactly the same in person btw ; )

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