Everyone’s marriage is different. I want to tell you my story…
But please don’t judge me.
My sweet sweet husband and I have had some rocky times of late.
He’s looking as sexy as ever:
But still, we’re just kinda growing apart.
I almost left him for this guy, a while back…
But shortly after, he turned to stripping, and I had to end that affair.
I was faithful for a long time, until….Henry.
::sigh::
I met him while I was working on an oil rig…and there was a fire. He saved me!
See?
And we’ve been in love ever since.
I was nervous to tell my husband, but I got strength after looking in my new boo’s baby blues:
So, I told Idris, listen. I’m sleeping with Superman….
And at first he was all:
And I was like “NO! Wait! You have to understand why!”
So I explained simply with:
And luckily, Idris was like:
And now I get to have my cake and eat it too!
I never thought I’d be in an open relationship, but so far….it’s working out very well.
Are you in an open relationship? Who’s your husband and who’s your side piece?
lol I thought this post was beyond entertaining. My poor husband…
Hey, I have to be honest about these things 🙂
When I say you’re crazy I mean it in the most non-offensive and fun way! you’re nuts! 🙂
I spill my heart out to you about my secret family life and this is what I get?! 🙂
Henry is fooooine though. I’m a sucker for curly hair. I may have to be honest with my hubby Chef Roble and let him know I might be moving on…
LOL!!that’s too much hotness for one post.it’s totally NSFCD (not safe for cooking dinner) nearly burned my hailbut
You are sooooo silly! LOL Good Post!
Ma’am! LOL!
Bwahahahahaha! But put up your dukes ’cause Henry is all mine.
Girl, stop the madness!!! LMAO!! You are a fool!!
LOL!!! Love it!
hahaha! Yes you made me click! Oh man you’re funny!
Pregnancy hormones lol! But leave Idris out of this 🙂
My husband right now is David Gandy. From the first time I laid eyes on him in those D&G ads, I knew he was the one. Did I mention he’s British?! My side piece is and always be Harrison Ford!
I know he’s old enough to be my grandpa, but I was watching Indiana Jones the other day, he had his shirt off and there was sweat….. He’s always holding a special place in my heart.
You are a mad woman! lol
Just for the record Idris is MY husband and I’m not sharing him! So please remove his pics or I will be forced to take further action.
Lol at Alisha
hahaha
Um…I don’t know who you heffas think you are but Idris is MY man and I will cut you if you don’t leave him alone.
Having said that, The Rock is my other boo, he and Idris alternate and I’m one happy girl.
First of all…YOU, my dear, are tooooo funny! Second, by the looks of these comments, there may be some hair-snatching about to go down! IDRIS BEEN CREEPIN! O_O
I know! so many wives! enough to start a reality show “The real wives of Idris” bahahaha
Dani, I consider you a friend so I’m just gonna let you know that it looks like your hubby has about 2,684,981,317 wives, side chicks, and baby mamas. I have a feeling you might want to play “grit ball” pretty soon.
In a perfect world, Denzel Washington is my husband and Dwayne Johnson is my side piece(shh,don’t tell Pauletta though!)
This was super cute….You can have Idris…he has an open marriage with you as well…so don’t get mad lOL
i love this post so much. you make me laugh so hard. I’m glad your man is so understanding.
well, i might as well confess that my second husband is Leonardo DiCaprio, mmmm!
Hahaha!! This was too cute!
Lol!! Nice one!! Definitely got me curious with the title.
That’s said, I just have to say it, Idris is MINE!!!! But I’m happy to share, we cool like that 🙂
FOO.LE-RY! LOL I must the only chick who doesnt have a crush on Idris! I dont know he’s fine and all but he’s just not doing it for me LOL
don’t throw rock at me now! lol
I am dying laughing right now. You are a mess.
You are a mess! LOL! Edris is beyond phyne!
I lost my dear sweet boyfriend (Paul Walker) but Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was there to comfort me. But I’ll never forget my first love.
So I just found out that I’m in an open relationship too…since i see the picture of my husband in your post! LOL
You are just too crazy! You had me cracking up laughing. I guess the first step to moving on is honest hahaha
ha ha ha. I loved this. I was stopping by from the SITS challenge, and had to click on this topic when I saw it. Talk about a juicy post! I’ll be coming back for more! #SITSBlogging
🙂 I’m so glad you liked it. haha! Thanks for visiting, hope to see you ’round here again soon.
WOW – I am so glad I chose this post to read – it is AWESOME and hysterical and I love your personailty!! #SITSBlogging
You have a very special husband to share you like that… My boyfriend is OK with the actor who played Loki in Thor being my “side piece” (I don’t know his name and we like to keep it that way) as long as I continue doing the DIY work on his rent house! Thanks for sharing, lol!
Will you share your side pieces with the rest of us?
That was hysterical!! Never knew I had an open marriage! LOL!!! Thanks for sharing the post. #SITSblogging
That was the best post ever! My hubs knows that Robert Patterson is my man….I long to be his Vampire gal! Stopping by from http://thesmalltownmomma.blogspot.com #stitsblogging
Back off, Idris is mine!!!! **evil laugh***
You poor, deluded woman.
seriously? You must be joking right? Hilarious though. Just bookmarked your blog
Totally joking! I’m in a 100% monogamous relationship….with James Franco.