Everyone’s marriage is different. I want to tell you my story…
But please don’t judge me.
My sweet sweet husband and I have had some rocky times of late.
He’s looking as sexy as ever:
But still, we’re just kinda growing apart.
I almost left him for this guy, a while back…
But shortly after, he turned to stripping, and I had to end that affair.
I was faithful for a long time, until….Henry.
::sigh::
I met him while I was working on an oil rig…and there was a fire. He saved me!
See?
And we’ve been in love ever since.
I was nervous to tell my husband, but I got strength after looking in my new boo’s baby blues:
So, I told Idris, listen. I’m sleeping with Superman….
And at first he was all:
And I was like “NO! Wait! You have to understand why!”
So I explained simply with:
And luckily, Idris was like:
And now I get to have my cake and eat it too!
I never thought I’d be in an open relationship, but so far….it’s working out very well.
Are you in an open relationship? Who’s your husband and who’s your side piece?
gsm database
Thursday 17th of September 2015
seriously? You must be joking right? Hilarious though. Just bookmarked your blog
Dani
Sunday 20th of September 2015
Totally joking! I'm in a 100% monogamous relationship....with James Franco.
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WeatherAnchorMama .
Monday 17th of February 2014
Back off, Idris is mine!!!! **evil laugh***
Dani
Tuesday 18th of February 2014
You poor, deluded woman.