Confession: I’m in an Open Marriage

Everyone’s marriage is different. I want to tell you my story…

But please don’t judge me.

My sweet sweet husband and I have had some rocky times of late.

He’s looking as sexy as ever:

But still, we’re just kinda growing apart.

I almost left him for this guy, a while back…

But shortly after, he turned to stripping, and I had to end that affair.

I was faithful for a long time, until….Henry.

::sigh::

I met him while I was working on an oil rig…and there was a fire. He saved me!

See?

And we’ve been in love ever since.

I was nervous to tell my husband, but I got strength after looking in my new boo’s baby blues:

So, I told Idris, listen. I’m sleeping with Superman….

And at first he was all:

And I was like “NO! Wait! You have to understand why!”

So I explained simply with:

And luckily, Idris was like:

And now I get to have my cake and eat it too!

I never thought I’d be in an open relationship, but so far….it’s working out very well.

Are you in an open relationship? Who’s your husband and who’s your side piece?