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Confession: I’m in an Open Marriage

Everyone’s marriage is different. I want to tell you my story…

But please don’t judge me.

My sweet sweet husband and I have had some rocky times of late.

He’s looking as sexy as ever:

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But still, we’re just kinda growing apart.

I almost left him for this guy, a while back…

But shortly after, he turned to stripping, and I had to end that affair.

I was faithful for a long time, until….Henry.

::sigh::

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I met him while I was working on an oil rig…and there was a fire. He saved me!

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See?

And we’ve been in love ever since.

I was nervous to tell my husband, but I got strength after looking in my new boo’s baby blues:

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So, I told Idris, listen. I’m sleeping with Superman….

And at first he was all:

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And I was like “NO! Wait! You have to understand why!”

So I explained simply with:

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And luckily, Idris was like:

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And now I get to have my cake and eat it too!

I never thought I’d be in an open relationship, but so far….it’s working out very well.

Are you in an open relationship? Who’s your husband and who’s your side piece?

 

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Thursday 17th of September 2015

seriously? You must be joking right? Hilarious though. Just bookmarked your blog

Dani

Sunday 20th of September 2015

Totally joking! I'm in a 100% monogamous relationship....with James Franco.

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Thursday 21st of August 2014

[…] Because I’m married. *zing* […]

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Sunday 20th of July 2014

[…] Idris would pick me up around […]

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Sunday 13th of July 2014

[…] our open marriage (wink!) John is my husband of almost 4 years, though we’ve been together since the days of […]

WeatherAnchorMama .

Monday 17th of February 2014

Back off, Idris is mine!!!! **evil laugh***

Dani

Tuesday 18th of February 2014

You poor, deluded woman.

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