Remember this mess here?
I’m not feelin like that this year!!!!!
No no no no no noooooo sirreeeee.
I’m RED. TA. GAOW! (read that exactly as written.)
I’m mostly packed for BlogHer, and my mom is psyched as hell to have Roey all to herself for a few days. I’m finalizing my jampacked schedule and it. is. all. to. the. goooood.
Yes, I’m going to miss him. Yes I’m likely going to call too much and ask for updates (tho I’m trying to convince myself that I wont cuz I’ll just be too busy)… BUT… I’m SO Glad to GET. AWAY.
I’ve got people to meet, lots to learn, sleep to get, a new city to see, parties to shmooze at, swag to collect and a 5k to run. Oh and now I’ve also gotta find a way to get to Queen Latifah to convince the royal one to do a remake of Living Single. So much to do! Gots no time to be cryin over my baby boy!!
And just because we’ve got random dance videos in this post, I’ll show you how I’m going to be actin at all the parties I’m attending:
Think I’ll scare the PR reps away?
How ’bout now?
I gotta work out my dance moves…and decide which of the two costumes above I’ll wear. 🙂
Which do you prefer?
Well, now that I’ve proven how non-afflicted by Mommy Guilt I am over leaving Roey, you may be thinking that I’m getting over my craziness.
[Exhibit A] So last night I almost started crying while looking at Roey in his crib sleeping peacefully. Why? Oh, because my plane’s going to crash and I’ll die and John will remarry some lady and have Roey calling her mommy. But don’t worry, I made John promise that if it happens no matter what that wench wants he does not let my son call her mommy. Because that’s what’s important in that little daydream. #premensturalpsychopath #need
And on that note:
Hope you’re having an excellent day!!
When did you take your first over-night or multiple day trip away from your little ones? Were you jumpin’ for joy too?
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