…..yeah I said it…..
I’m ready for BabyH 2.0.
Just one caveat.
I don’t want to have to do the whole… being pregnant part.
Oh shutup Condascending Wonka!! I know…I know….but….
Not in the mood for the heaviness, heartburn, hormone-rages rightaboutnow.
I’d like to wake up tomorrow, walk over to the crib and find Roey and his little brother or sister just waiting for me to come get them out.
Wouldn’t that be wonderful? I’d have like 6 kids if I could just decide I wanted one and then wake up and find them hanging around the house waiting for some milk!
Are we growing people in labs yet? That’s a thing, right?
It’s 2013, there’s gotta be some lab baby I can get!
OK OK FINE!!!!
Well, IF we have to go ahead and have BH2.0 the long way, I am starting to prepare myself.
I’ve been taking gummy vites, but I”m going to restart the
horse pills prenatal vitamins and folic acid.
I wish gummy vites had iron in them, don’t you? I don’t mind getting my iron from veggies, mind you, I just wish I didn’t have to choke down prenatals.
One day I was on the bus to school with my friend Rich and he complained how he hated rice and he’s Hatian so you know he had rice for dinner like every night of his life, “there’s too many of them” he said “if there was just one big baseball sized rice grain I’d love that, I could just slice it up with a knife and fork.”
(WTF does that have to do with anything?)
Oh! It came to mind because I wish there was one huge prenatal that I could just slice up and eat one and be set for my entire pregnancy.
I’m not going to go all mental with the OPKs, temping and charting just yet, but I am going to try to at least do the do during a guesstimated “good” time. If nothing happens by the end of the year then I’ll start turning into a conceptozilla.
I just realized this is a random thoughts thread…..
Hope you’re having a good day.
I’ll come correct tomorrow, I promise!