WHY must you taunt me so?!
Why do you exist?
Why do you reach into my pockets and pilfer small sums of money?
Why do you have adorable things like:
Why are your prices so low I can figure out a way to justify spending on these items?
Totsy, I hate you.
You’re lucky I’m winning the megamillions tonight, so I won’t have to feel guilty about giving in to your temptations!
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